Ikhlas

Ikhlas bukan di dalam hati...
tapi di suatu tempat yang tidak diketahui didalam diri.......

IQ Test (Ntah Betul Tak Nyer, suka-suka)

General statistics

Total number of questions: 30
Questions answered: 30
Questions not answered: 0
Questions answered correctly: 28
Questions answered incorrectly: 2
Percentage correct answers: 93 %

Your age adjusted IQ score is 135 and the average score for all test takers is 100.

Your Grade ** Gifted **

Anyone with a general IQ this high is considered to be gifted. You have the ability to think critically, conceptualize ideas and form your own conclusions. Your ability to think in patterns and to produce order out of chaos enables you to handle complexities and see logic in everything. Needless to say you are self-aware of your abilities and have the brains for all known occupations. If you think of intelligence as the ability to adapt easily to new situations then you are at the top of the charts.

The bell curve (also called a "normal curve" or "normal distribution") is a graph that shows approximately how much of the population falls into each IQ range. In theory, if we tested everyone in the world with a traditional IQ test, most people would score in the "Average" range. A smaller number would score moderately below average and moderately above average. Very high and very low scores are rare.

The scores and percentiles above apply to tests that have a standard deviation of 15 points. The Stanford Binet Fourth Edition (Binet FE) has a standard deviation of 16 and the Wechsler scales (such as the WPPSI-R, the WISC-III, and the WAIS-III) have a standard deviation of 15. Therefore, for different scales the percentages may vary.

Mental abilities have the highest correlation with general intelligence of all objectively measurable abilities and they are the primary focus of this test. Furthermore the mental abilities targeted for measurement were specifically chosen because they have been shown to correlate highly with many other abilities.

Something meaningful to share - What is eaten in one week!

This is undoubtedly one of the most interesting e-mails I've ever received.
Take a good look at the family size & diet of each country,
and the availability & cost of what is eaten in one week.

Italy: The Manzo family of Sicily
Food expenditure for one week: 214.36 Euros or $260.11
Kurus-kurus belaka , slim-mlim... (muka ala-ala mafia, tapi interior of the house, tak de elements rumah mafia pun... )
Banyak makan bijirin, tak nampak pun sayur membukit.
Patutnya mesti mention umur, baru tau pemakanan dia buat awet muda ker apa...

Aku rasa the head of the family dalam 42 years old, the wife around 35 years old.


Germany: The Melander family of Bargteheide
Food expenditure for one week: 375.39 Euros or $500.07
Hairan aku, kenapa dalam gambar ni nak nampak orang yang over-weight susah?
Ker sebab derang pakai baju hitam gelap?

Ada ambik alcohol.
Mungkin derang dah balance up dengan leafy vegetables & fruits.
Mewah jugaklah orang German nih, seswai dengan taraf hidup mereka.


United States: The Revis family of North Carolina
(Sure hope most American families eat more fresh fruits and vegetables and less junk food than this family.)
Food expenditure for one week $341.98
Humanggg aiiii, banyak betul makanan merapu diaorang ambik.
Muka macam nak endorse iklan junk food jer...
Kenyang ker? Naik muak aderlah...
Tersengih bangga bagai menatang pizza yang penuh...
Amboi, amboi, amboi....

Mexico: The Casales family of Cuernavaca
Food expenditure for one week: 1,862.78 Mexican Pesos or $189.09
Kurang makan cereals & whole meal grains.
Pokok bunga dalam pasu pun barang makan meh?

Yang ini sahih gemuk sebab minum carbonated drinks...
Bapak gemuk, mak tembam, anak debab, baby chubby...
Belum sengih nampak gigi lagi...


Poland: The Sobczynscy family of Konstancin-Jeziorna
Food expenditure for one week: 582.48 Zlotys or $151.27
Species makan rooted vege & legums
Makan energy bar kot, sebab tuh tak nampak banyak lagi makanan yang besar-besar saiznya...
Tengok tuh, makanan kucing pun se-kufu dengan makanan tuan dia...
kiranya food expenditure lah jugak.


Ahmed & his family from Cairo, Egypt
Food expenditure for one week: 387.85 Egyptian Pounds or $68.53
Teringat aku Asian Food Channel - "A Cook's Tour"...
bila nengok ingredients kat dalam gambar nih...

Ni semua masak nasi ala-ala nasi Arab lah tuh...



From Ecuador, family Ayme of Tingo
Food expenditure for one week: $31.55
Basic living, nak jumpa red meats, poultry & fishes susah,
mungkin jauh dari sungai, laut atau tasik.

Paling aku suka ialah senyuman keikhlasan, keriangan sejati dari wajah-wajah mereka...
Tengok si bapa & deretan askar-askarnya...


Family Namgay from Bhutan
live in Shingkhey Village
Food expenditure for one week: 224.93 ngultrum or $5.03
Ni mesti tanam sendiri nih, 90% semua berpunca dari tumbuh-tumbuhan.
Makan brown rice.
Number of person = 13
Very cost saving


Ni, family Abu Bakar Country: Republic Chad, Afrika
Stay at Breidjing Refugee Camp
Food expenditure for one week: 685 CFA Francs or $1.23
Aduh, sayu betul aku, bergenang air mata melihat keadaan mereka..
kalau nak dibandingkan dengan aku yg begini, sungguh jauh berbeza, aku patut terlebih bersyukur dgn keadaan aku di sini...


Pretty dramatic, eh !

Don't know about you, but right about now, I'm counting my blessings
Count your blessings. Once you realize how valuable you are and how much you have going for you,
the smiles will return, the sun will break out, the music will play,
and you will finally be able to move forward the life
that God intended for you with grace, strength, courage, and confidence.


Originally from Peter Menzel's book Hungry Planet.
On his website you can find out more about how he gathered this data.
The following snippet describes the contents of the book
and how he was able to amass such a breadth of information:

Each family's profile includes a detailed description of their weekly food purchases; photographs of the family at home, at market, and in their community; and a portrait of the entire family surrounded by a week's worth of groceries.

To assemble this remarkable comparison, Menzel and D'Aluisio traveled to twenty-four countries and visited thirty families from Bhutan and Bosnia to Mexico and Mongolia.

Uniqueness of Waris Jari Hantu... CSI...

Meh pekso.. Apo kato nyo...

Analysis of Finger Prints

Nak karang tak reti... dapat banyak sangat e-mail spam & junkmail...
nak di delete terasa sayang... nak disimpan, jadi ikan pekasamlah jawabnya...
balik-balik orang hantar e-mail kat aku 'bounce'...

Balik-balik "WARNING ! QUOTA ERROR, EXCEED CAPACITY"...

Apalagi, ntah berapa juta Makchik export email dari desktop kat tempat keje Makchik.
masuk akaun g-mail ini hari... tindakan drastik... ntah berapa juta billion dah ditransfer kuar... (Makchik kayo)

Mari nak tempek bulat-bulat.
Senang nak buat arkib utk tatapan mata Makchik nan biru jernih bening.

It is already an accepted fact
that every single person in the world has a different set of fingerprints.

The Chinese have devised a way to read personality & destiny traits
by studying the waves and the circles that appear at the tips of everyone's fingers
- indeed so convinced are they
that in the old days the fingers of prospective daughters-in-law were carefully scrutinized
by prominent families to ensure they did not unwittingly welcome women who had fingers that showed alternate circles and waves on their fingers, as it was commonly believed that such women would bring trouble into the family, being particularly difficult to control and usually very aggressive.

(Adeih, apa ni katanya... berpinar & berbelit ayatnya... mana nak edit nihhhh....
yang aku tahu, nak pilih prospek menantu pompuan, kena pilih betul-betul yg pusar jarinya
supaya tak terpilih calon yg bawa bala kat family tuh, menantu yg degil , susah dikontrol & aggressive... boleh?)

In this issue of FSW we bring you some indications of destiny & personality traits based on the circles and waves on the five fingers of each hand.
Guys should examine their left hands while women should look at their right hands.

Here are the two different patterns of circles and waves seen on every finger.
To make a reading,
look at your thumb print first,
then your index finger,
your middle finger,
your ring finger
and then your little finger in that order.

This is the sequence that offers clues to your destiny & fortunes of your life.
For ease of reference we shall refer to circles as Os and to waves as Ws.

Maknanya (tetiba ajer short-cut) ;
Kalau garisan berpusar = O
Kalau garisan berombak (wavvy) = W

Fingers: OOOOO (all whorls)
Remember sequence
(Male - left hand : Thumb > little finger)
(Female - right hand : Thumb > little finger)

Means: This person is very confident, has a strong character and a hot temper.
He/she is an independent person.
The luck of this person changes dramatically in life from one period to the next.
The undoing of this person will be his/her hot temper
so it is vital that this person must learn to be patient and calm.

Shape: WWWWW (all waves)

Means: This person is a straightforward honest person who goes with the flow.
The fingers indicate someone very sensitive,
who is especially suited to design and creative work.
People with these fingerprint patterns tend to be shy
and uncomfortable in social situations,
so are not suited to work in PR, politics or any kind of work requiring them to meet people.

Shape: OWWWO

Means: If you can choose a prestigious working career, you will be very successful.
However, you should avoid the tendency to get big-headed
and you must never take your career for granted.
You should also watch your back,
as you tend to attract jealousy into your life and could get betrayed.
Always look for long-term benefits.

Shape: OWWOW Means: You will need to work harder during the early days of your career. When you reach middle and older age, you will get recognition and wealth luck. So your life gets better the older you get. Shape: OWOWW Means: It is vital that you resist the tendency to be narrow-minded in your attitudes and in the way you think and work. Try to be humble and learn as much as possible. This is how you will get influential help that brings you to the peak of your business and career life. Shape: WOOOO Means: You are a very clear-minded person. As long as you work hard, you are guaranteed to be successful. Even though you tend to be in a hurry, there will be those who help you along. You are also a person with a kind heart. Shape: OOOOW Means: Because you are kind and have an in-built polite attitude, you will easily get help from older persons and friends. You will enjoy great success in your working life and your only weakness is you don't trust people too easily. This can make you too conservative. Shape: OOOWW Means: You have a tendency to be bad tempered, and rather quick to judge. This is a shallow attitude and could easily get you onto the wrong path. If you can correct this tendency of yours, you will have great success. The potential is in you, so try to be calm in your approach. Shape: OWWWW Means: You have good character but can only become really successful in older age. Be prepared to have to work really hard during your younger and middle age periods, but you will become a successful person in older years. Weih, waduh-waduh... banyak betul variasi perangai manusia yg nak diterjemahkan oleh artikel ini... Semput nak copy & paste. Tak apalah, demi nak delete file yg penuh kat dalam my document... biar dia pindah kat sini. Shape: WOWWW Means: You are very good in the social skills. No matter what industry you are in, you like to take risk and you will always face uncertainty. Be careful as the later years of your life could bring yet more challenges. Take less risk as you get older. Shape: WWOWW Means: You are a person who has high vision and heavy responsibility. Be careful. Your visions could get you into serious difficulty. Better to stay more grounded, then your life will have greater success. Shape: WWWOW Means: You are very intelligent and will enjoy a lot of scholastic honors. You will have a smooth life and benefit from wealth luck. If you can work hard, you will become a great and successful person. Shape: WWWWO Means: You will inherit a business or property from your parents or from an older person. Even though you are a capable person and can be successful in your own business, your tendency towards impatience could get you into a lot of difficulty. Shape: OOWWW Means: You have a tendency to be proud and snobbish, although deep inside you are a kind-hearted person. Your social skills however need improving. Your relatives tend to take advantage of you. Shape: WOWWO Means: You are a deep thinking person. At a young age, you are already thinking of your future. You will enjoy a smooth and peaceful life; you will be very happy in your old age. Shape: WOWOO Means: You are a very sociable person and you enjoy the carefree kind of life going out, partying and clubbing. When you reach middle and older age, you will rely on people to support you. Be warned, if you do not prepare yourself, you might have a hard time during your older years. Shape: WOWOW Means: You are not an easy person to control or to convince, as you are something of a rebel. If you can stay focused on what you want from life, you will be successful. The problem is that you can be fickle and vague in what you really want from life. Shape: WWOWO Means: Your whole life is full of ups and downs, successes and failures. However, if you can move steadily step-by-step, you can enjoy a peaceful life as you grow into maturity. Ehhh.. pendek ajer dia explain... tak puas hati betul... mana aci (kalau match dgn tangan kita) Walhal bukannya buleh pecaya sangat palm reading nih, dah tahu mengarut, tapi... kalut. Kenapa ntah, belum pun tengok tangan sendiri, baca dulu explaination... asik berangan diri tu yg explaination dia best-best & panjang lebar jer... Shape: WWWOO Means: You are very kindhearted person and there will be good people in your life, as you will attract these kinds of people towards you. Work hard and you will easily reap your just rewards. You will definitely become successful. Shape: OWWOO Means: You will get recognition and become famous. Even though your life appears unstable during your earlier years of working life and you need to work hard in your thirties, when you reach maturity, your life gets better and better. Shape: WWOOW Means: You are a very capable person, but you tend to lack good judgment. You also tend to start something and then lose interest. Stay focused if you want to succeed. Shape: OWOOW Means: You are a noble person with a good character. You tend to be very helpful towards colleagues and friends so you are a popular person. Because you can think in-depth and have sensitivity towards others, you will enjoy success in the creative fields. Shape: OWOWO Means: You are blessed with a fast and formidable intellect. You work very quickly and with great effectiveness. However, your character is very aggressive and people tend to be intimidated by you. If you can correct this trait, you can rise to great heights. Shape: WWOOO Means: You are a very straightforward person. But your thinking tends to be rather naïve and shallow. Even though your suggestions are good, if you don't think through what you say, you should not be surprised if people tend to ignore your views. Your speech tends to lack power. Shape: OOWOW Means: You are a high-minded person, able to see and grab opportunities. You are best suited to work in the financial and investment fields. Your luck gets better as you grow older. Shape: OOWWO Means: You are a very honest and reputable person. You have little urge to get rich or pursue material wealth. But watch it, if you don't know how to take care of yourself, you can easily get conned and taken advantage of by people. Shape: OOOWO Means: Your social skills are good, so you attract guidance and help from influential people. Many people help you in your rise to prominence, and your luck turns fabulous in later years. Shape: OOWOO Means: You are a very brave and hardworking person. A lot of people trust you when you are young. However, unless you work at preserving your reputation, you could make enemies on your rise up and find that life becomes harder as you get older. Shape: OWOOO Means: You are a kindhearted character and easily get along with others. You are not good at doing business, but you are good as a teacher or even as a spiritual master. You can enjoy success in the academic world. Shape: WOOWW Means: You are reputable and have a peaceful character. So you are definitely someone who can become successful and recognized. However, because of your tendency towards pride, you could end up offending the wrong people. Shape: WOOWO Means: You are a simple but logical person. If you can focus on the fundamentals of life and adopt a step-by-step approach in your climb up the success ladder and not be too impatient, you will benefit from wealth luck and be honored by people. Shape: WOOOW Means: You are a straight talking person who is forthright in your approach. You are strong in character, playful but you also easily offend people. But you are also lucky because when you reach middle age, you will rise to a prominent position and your luck really changes for the better Aku pun tak tahu nak tengok macam mana... Bukan dari mata tengok tangan, baru match kan dgn explaination. Tapi tengok explaination, mana yg dekat2 perasan macam kita... then baru match dengan jari kita... lagi cepat, tepat?

PART 1 : Jom Mandi Sungei..... (FRIM, Kepong)

Salam dari kehijauan Forest Research Institute Malaysia , Kepong

I love to spend my weekends here. Our family weekly routine - mandi air terjun.
We just live nearby, about 9 kilometres from FRIM.

Very cosy, not very costly.
Let's calculate: Toll RM1.60 + Fuel RM2.00 + Free Entry + Toll RM1.60 on the way back.

FRIM, is a man-made forest. Founded in 1929.
The waterfall, is where the canopy walkway ended.
Just follow the water pipe line from the top of hill, you will come to the main road.

Fuuh, at last aku dapat jugak line internet...
Pakai W1max lah pulak... laju banyak.
Gian lama tak ber-blog.

* 'warming up session' untuk si cilik yang dah lama tak jumpa air*

Udah lama tak menaip cenggini,
terkial-kial jugaklah nak start.
Mengarang bukan kerja senang, yer tak?

The very first time I set my feet in FRIM, 2003. Co-incidently, when I was very excited and longed for canopy walkway activity. It didn't end up with walking through the trees canopies, but I discovered the waterfall at the end of the road and jumped hilariously into the running water.

*Gaya anak pompuanku, posing tak hengat*

* ni kita orang meniarap nih pada 45 degree slope, tunggu air hempap kita orang*

* haaa, bila dah kena terkam dek air... macam nilah gayanya, sampai terlompong mulut tuh*

* fresh & refreshing, let's have some fun*

bukan senang nak hasilkan karangan yang 'mantop'...

Feel Free to Call: 03 - 6279 7525
for Canopy Walkway Information & Motel reservation at FRIM

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Part 2
Mandi Air Terjun FRIM

Chime Long Safari Resort & Convention Centre ... Jom ...!

"Wow....!" and there were also "Whoaaaa!!!"

I like it. I like the concept & the theme applied to the hotel.
Yet, some might protest - whoever care... against animal cruelty...

It's an exclusive five-star convention hotel located in China's only Safari Park area.
The hotel's design and decoration utilises open space and natural materials to create a relaxing environment with the ambience of the wild outdoors.

Once you step into the entrance, you can smell lavender fragrance everywhere...
Cool!

Look, this is the ideas when the lizard turn up to be a crocodile.
I should snap some photos when we having tea time at "Crocodile Bar" next to Flamingo Atrium.

Stuffed real crocodiles every where.... near your sofas, next to the pillars, they attached in crawling motion on the wall... (ingat cicak ker?)...

There was about 20 crocodiles inside "Crocodiles Bar"

All stuffed real crocodiles in "Crocodiles Bar" average size is about 5 to 6 metres.
Small.

Tengok kat gambar memanglah kecik. My handphone camera tak boleh zoom...
Ekor dia ajer muat nak taruk badan manusia sebesar badanku itu...

I put on weight drastically. Obviously 5 kgs in 5 days!
Every day I drank 2-3 glasses of fresh milk (China Milk Scandal? I didn't care, I put trust!
So many white peoples either consumed milk products without being hesitate).

Morning time, 2 omellettes... with mushroom, cheese, tomatoes inside... salmon steaks... aha..

Jangan main-main ,...
Ini bukan Thailand Chicken
Ini Thailand Crocodile...

Mari kita lihat profile dia;

panjangnya 5.58 meter... berat 2,500 kilogram....
umurnya ketika mati : dekat-dekat 60 tahun

Ada dua ekor yang sama besar macam ni diaorang lekat kat pillar.
Laki-bini agaknya,... sehidup-semati kononnya.

In Flamingo Atrium, the hotel captivated a flock of beautiful flamingos in natural set-up.

I noticed that among flamingos there, there were some with darker pinky-peachy shades, some of them have brighter tones... Why?

At first I thought they came from different groups...
But after I saw they use to feed the flamingos with food containing heavy pinky-peachy coloring, I started to think different way.....

Is the color of the feathers depends on food absorbation or its it just like that...?

In addition, to bring me even closer to the safari, there's two White Tigers under White Tigers Atrium, where we can have a morning breakfast just separated by glass sheets away from the tigers.

Don't forget, just be alert.... banyak sungguh bangkai-bangkai binatang di sini....
Cuba cari binatang-binatang tersembunyi... ada ajer terselit di celah-celah sudut, di balik pintu, banyak betul...

There were also Mr & Mrs Giraffe, Gnu, Antelope, Deers, Cheetah, Leopard, White Tiger and many more dried-stuffed real animals....

Hmmm... for those who never been here before, after all I say ... this Chime Long Hotel lebih kurang macam Genting Highlands (in terms of road structure & entrance) and somewhere similar to Sunway Lagoon Hotel Resort & Convention Centre (in terms of decorations & concept)...

On my last day here, during check-out I received a suprise... They suddenly gave me a gift... Baby White Tiger toys... I was questioned why I was the only one there handed the gift.... Oho... then they sang me a "Happy Birthday" song.... hu,hu,hu.... terharu...

Tak Ke Mana-Mana, I'm Stuck...

Hmmm... Ramadhan sudahpun melepasi fasa pertengahannya.

Syawal bakal menyapa.

mind

heart

body

soul

Aku rasa frekuensi chahaya sudah makin laju...

sebab itu sekejap sahaja 24jam yg diperuntukan untuk manusia.

pendek sahaja tempoh satu hari.

Mungkin 2 hari sudah di 'compress' menjadi satu hari.

Maka 2 hari dahulu 'bersamaan' dengan satu hari sekarang.

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Aku sebagai buyer Jusco busy yaa amat dengan launching Festive merchandise, dari cushions, curtains, seasonal ornaments & bla-bla- bla...

dah seminggu aku tak duduk atas kerusi panas di opis tuh...

Asik turun padang out-station store visit memanjang...

ke Johor Bahru, Penang... (Aku pun tak hingin sebenarnya)

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heart

body

soul

Aku sebagai ibu, baru 2 hari berbuka puasa dengan puteri tengah & putera bongsuku.

Lantaran mereka berada di Jengka 13, Putri Malu, Pahang.

Ini hari aku akan pulang seorang ke Tikam Batu, Sg. Petani, Kedah untuk beramah mesra dengan putera sulongku.

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Aku sebagai isteri, saban petang bertolak pukul 6.30 petang, sampai bangunan KWSP KL dekat Laman Tuanku Abdul Rahman (next to Colliseum) aroud 7.10pm sanggup demi berbuka puasa bersama-sama di gerai Bazaar Ramadhan kitaorang di sana...

Kat Jalan Tuanku Abdul Rahman....

malam sahur kat kedai mamak Jasima, Tmn Tun Dr. Ismail.

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Raya kali ini agak sederhana.

Aku banyak yang hendak dipaparkan...

Tapi semenjak notebook Fujitsu aku rosak data card dia...

Semenjak laptop Toshiba aku screen black-out...

Aku tak boleh berbuat apa-apa...

mind

heart

body

soul

Aku nak terus mencatat & merekod.

Mungkin, kita jumpa lagi selepas Raya yaaa kawan-kawan...

mind heart body soul

*****Salam Eidul Fitri*****

**MAAF ZAHIR BATIN**

Leaving For Seberang Prai City : New Store Opening...

Ohhh, pening for opening new stores.

*** Aku tengah prepare nak buat schematic & tengok overall view 1st floor General Merchandise & Specialty Store lay-out, besar seyyy... berapa square feet? Nak dekat 4 padang bola sepak, department aku saja besar half padang bola, member-member lain pegi makan malam kat mamak Nasi Kandar Mustafa kat bawah sana ***

Ini bulan 8 memang wulan gila.
MAAF. Gila di sini bukan gila from The Creator.
Tapi gila perasaan yang di ada-adakan oleh orang yang berasa bagai nak hilang aqal kalau tak berbekalkan sabar & kekuatan mental.

18th July :attend up-grading test (soalan sikit punya giler.. study bagai nak rak seminggu lamanya.. beli buku lagi IT'S NOT ABOUT A COFFEE : Leadership Principles from a Life at Starbuck... baca 2nd page aku dah lelap.. layan Astro Tom Tom Bak Uncle Aznil lagi best!)


***Manual punya 'schematic plan'... plan duduk letak, mana nak parking barang atas shelf based on assortments of produts & category, hand-writing lagi... pukul 1.30am 6th August aku masih buat kerja, room-mate aku Sumirah yang tengah pregnant 7 bulan dah tidur***


5th August - 7th August : Pastu aku pegi hand-over fixture selling floor both specialty stores & supermarket for my department kat Bandar Perda, Seberang Prai City. Orang sibuk nak Pilihanraya Permatang Pauh (5km jer...) sampai hotel sumer penuh... Aku duk Sunway Seberang Jaya kat Parkson Sunway Carnival Mall tuh...

8th August : aku attend Line Meeting di Jusco Wangsa Maju pakai kasut nyah buat show.
Kena buat presentation Hari Raya 2008 goodies... Soft Furnishing, theme, concept & strategies for Jusco this year...

*** Sekotak RM12.00, aku beli kat Jusco Taman Maluri,
cashier tuh tanya, "Aiii kak? Puasa belum lagi dah beli kurma?"
Aikkk, puasa belum lagi pasal apa Jusco jual kurma yaa - Orang menjual, aku membelilah...
takkan orang nak menjual, aku nak mencuri pula?
Hisyyyhhh... kok yer pun nak berbasa-basi dengan aku...
memanglah kita retailer nih kalo buleh
nak take as much as opportunity buat sales as much as we can...


Cheh, aku makan kurma 365-366 hari setahun... (tipulah)... Tiap-tiap minggu aku makan kurma dengan kadar kekerapan seminggu 3x... aku makan species Kurma Mariami sahaja, species lain wa tak minat... Melainkan Kurma Nabi... lazat sungguh ***

14th August : Up-Grading Interview, nasib baik aku kena session number 2 pukul 10.30pagi... Kalo kena petang, mau aku ber'quarantine' dalam MPH bookstores kat 1st Floor tuh, study buku Management & Leadership sampai turn aku.

*** Trademark Bandar Perda, sumer bangunan, rumah kediaman, lot kedai, pejabat kerajaan ada tiang ala-ala Roman ker Greek ker? Cuma aku tak pasti sama ada reban ayam atau reban kambing diharuskan mengadaptasikan ciri-ciri seni-bina purba-classic nih... Memang pembaziran yang nyata kat situ... Membazir duit rakyat ***

15th August sampai 24 August: Aku turun Seberang Prai City lagik... Hotel penuh. Kitaorang kena duduk Hotel Sunway Georgetown la pulakkkkk... apa punya jauh sungguh. Letih lah makchik...



Masuk nih, aku dah berpengalaman bukak banyak new store.

1. Jusco Metro Prima Kepong (as Section Leader... operation side) year 2004
2. Jusco Tebrau City, Pasir Gudang Johore (as purchaser-merchandiser- designer) December 2005.
3. Jusco Taman Equine, Seri Kembangan (as purchaser-merchandiser- designer) June 2006
4. Jusco Cheras Selatan, Balakong (as purchaser-merchandiser- designer) Early November 2006
5. Jusco Queensbay, Penang (as purchaser-merchandiser- designer) End November 2006
6. Jusco Bandar Sunway, Subang (as purchaser-merchandiser- designer) Bulan Puasa October 2007. Asik ingat AIR - WATER FOR LIFE~SAHAJA....
7. Jusco Bukit Tinggi, Kelang (as purchaser-merchandiser- designer) Nak Christmas 2007.
8. TIGA Neighbourhood Shopping Centre MAx Value : a) Pearl Point, b) Desa Park City, c).Ampang
9. Jusco Seberang Prai City, Bdr Perda, Seberang Prai, Pulau Pinang. August 2008.

*** Ini Houseware Department : Kitchen & Dining... Macam katil berek tentera sahaja... ***

*** Sports Department ***


*** Supermarket Area ***

Dah sepuluh new store aku buka rupanya.
Penat sungguh.
Kat Jusco nih,
merchandiser tak macam buyer kat Parkson ker, Tesco ker, Giant ker, Carrefour ker...

Ko kena buat dari mula sampai follow up after sales solution... everything lah...
patut asik2 high blood pressure.
Tempat kena aku dah macam Bursa Saham, sibuk 24 hours...
Telefon 5 minit tak berbunyi sekali tak sah!...
Cuti-cuti (macam hari nih, ada jer store operation calll...
aku dah tukar nombor rahsia 018-... baru aman...)...
tapi kalo can not be reached by Senior Manager ker hapa, masak aku bila balik opis...
kena lecture lah pulak...


Aku yang kena design fixtures, lay-out, drawing sumer bagai ngalah arkitek Mesir...
Build from Scratch kata orang...
Pastu kena filter 4-5 kali, ammend, color concept... kena buat innovation something new...

Develop product apa yang ko nak kena jual.
Setting harga, setting untung, setting sales per square fit...
Plan event apa nak wat... based on Customer Behaviour Study...


Meh lah, aku dah borinkkk katak dah crita kerja-kerja & tugas-tugas rahsia aku tuh...
Kat atas tadi aku nak tunjuk macammana rupa departmental stores sebelum customers hatta staff depatment tuh sendiri masuk (ini dah kira untung, manyak bersih wooo)

Kena pakai topi kuning construction tuh.. helmet... ya helmet.
Akulah orang pertama masuk selepas construction department masuk... kena handover dulu... > pastu aku handover kat Line Manager...

Kalo nasib baik, masuk dalam building tuh dah ada air-cond.

Kalo nasib tak baik,
air-cond tak ada, line handphone pun tak ada, penuh habuk simen...
Pulak tuh bulan puasa, nak naik elevator (lift) pun tak buleh,
escalator lagila tak buleh...
naik anak tangga nak sampai 70 anak tangga
(5 tingkat aku kira masa kat Bandar Sunway dulu)...
toilet sikit punya jauh, air supply..
eh... maksudku Water Supply pun belum masuk toilet lagik...
HAAA CUBA ANDA BAYANGKAN YANG BUKAN-BUKAN

Aku rugi tak suruh orang tangkap gambar aku tengah mengamuk masa tuh...
Passageway sumer tak boleh dijalani,

merchandise + bundles + carton box + cart rack + Trolley barang + empty boxes penuh...

AKU memang bawak luggage besor macam nak pegi China itu hari.
Jeans 5 pasang, boot sepasang, sneakers sepasang,
mineral water botol besor 4 botol...
100 Plus 2 Botol Besor... Pouch Bag... Knapsack...
tak lupa buah Kurma Mariami.

Dah 2 Tahun Tak Naik LRT, Inilah Jasanya...

Adeihhh...
Dah ler pakai high heels 3 inci,


Sebelum naik kena jalan 500 meter menapak ke stesen Wangsa Maju
Nak tukar tren kena menapak & mendaki kat 150 meter.
Dah turun menapak 300 meter dari Stesen Maluri...

Tersungkur, tersangkut, tersadung, terpelecok, tergelincir, terpoeleot... semua ader...
Pikul beban kat 12 kilo...
Macam orang jual barang-barang dari rumah ker rumah
sebelah bag besar pegang belah kanan,
satu lagi pegang belah kiri
Tak daya sungguh

Kalo aku tahu... aku bawak kasut 'air-walk'...
Tak der ler leceh...

*** Boleh? Si Fauzi kata kasut aku yang 3 inci dia punya heels nih
kasut nyah buat show atas stage?
Kasut ni la yang aku pakai sampai terpelecok on the way ke LRT Station Wangsa Maju,
oh, mak aku terpeleot! ***

Dah tuh, kat stesen Masjid Jamek...
Nak tukar LRT PUTRA ke LRT STAR...
aku tak tahulah pulak ada renovation lorong tutup...
kena cross terowong sampai kat seberang sana belah Masjid Jamek, tepi Burger King tuh...


Pastu aku melintas balik sebelah Mc Donalds pulak...
Beli tiket punya azab.
?

Apa korang pikir
Ada 5 lane
A,B,C,D,E
Lane C & D , each line takat 20 orang tengah queue...
Lane B ada 2 orang...

Apa tindakan anda di Lane C?
Mestilah korang pun tukar Lane C ke Lane B cepat-cepat,
(setelah teragak-agak & tercegat-cegat nak pastikan Lane B tu berfungsi).

Aku & manager aku Mimi pun pegi Lane B.
Lane C & D dah bergerak cepat.
Lane B dah tak gerak-gerak lagi.
Ramai giler customer lain queue belakang aku & Mimi...

Habis customer yang 2 orang tu berurusan,
staff tu pegi kat belakang, ntah buat apa ntah, buat derkkkk jer, panggil tak layan...
(laaa? Tutup ka?)
aku & Mimi bergerak ke belakang nak queue balik kat Lane C...
Acaihhhh... elok-elok jer pastu staff tu dok balik kat kaunter,
apa lagi orang-orang yang kat belakang aku pakat senyum-senyum kambing...

...CHEH! Lepas bayar fees, aku bancuh akak kaunter tuh cukup-cukup
bla-bla-blah... kot yer pun bersuara ler sikit bila kami nak turn... aku bengang tahap gaban nih...

Mimi & Fauzi naik Tren ker Sri Petaling...
Tinggal aku sowang-sowang naik Tren ker Ampang...
Sampai kat Stesen Maluri, (aku tak ingat nak turun, aku lupa asik ingat kaki sakit jer)
Nasib baik aku sempat baca sign board yang sipi-sipi nampak tuh.
aku bukak kasut - meh nak jalan kaki ayamlah pulak ke JUSCO headquarters...

Aku beli 4 tin REDBULL,
take time dalam kereta minum... pastu start enjin... sampai umah pukul 10 malam...
(elok-elok boleh sampai umah pukul 7 malam).

Hari nih, dah ler aku terbangun pukul 8.36pagi.
Masuk keja pukul 9 pagi.
Pukul 9.42 baru nak terkocoh-kocoh start keta..
Aku bawak 100km/hour
Dalam hotak siap buat calculation;
Sg. Penchala ke Tmn Maluri Cheras about 22km.

100km/hour will = 1 hour to reach HQ
so in 1/2 hour to reach my work place = boleh pegi takat 50km
in 15 minutes? = habih kuat aku boleh lari sampai 25km...

Weiyh... dalam town weiyh... kang ada patrol car kejar aku kang...
Tolak brake, tolak junction, tolak traffic lights, tolak roundabout?
Tolak jalan bila dah turun keta?
Haduish... perderas 120km/hour...

RESULT: 9.03 am swipe in


Sabtu aku tak pakai kasut dalam opis ke sana- ke mari... Siksa.