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Saturday, October 8, 2011

The Master Cleanse - Detox & Diet Terbaik... Extreme...

Hmmm... maaf diyh kengkawan, ambo terlampau sibuk
semenjak dua menjak kebelakangan neyh.

Direjam dengan assignment & paperwork yang tak kunjung surut.
Presentation demi presentation, preparation demi preparation.

Sumer nak kena dig, drill nak cover financial year 2011 gap.
Margin, sales sumer nak kena susun strategy.

ETOX DIET RESEPI SIHAT KURUS MASTER CLEANSE JADI MUDA ANTI-OXIDANT LEMONADE DIET
Nhuh, betapa tertekannya ambo.
DETOX DIET RESEPI SIHAT KURUS MASTER CLEANSE JADI MUDA ANTI-OXIDANT LEMONADE DIET
Start keta balik umah hanya tatkala jarum jam menunjukkan pukul 8 malam.
Dari Tesco Head Office Bandar Manjalara Kepong, aku straight to Jusco Bandar Utama.
Apalagi... duk cari bahan-bahan mentah nak detox lah tu.
DETOX DIET RESEPI SIHAT KURUS MASTER CLEANSE JADI MUDA ANTI-OXIDANT LEMONADE DIET

Start 12th September, soon after Raya 2011,
aku dah tak hingin makan nasi dah... sampai la today.
Rinduku pada nasik panas-panas wap berkepul masih ada... tapi apakan daya, aku terpaksa.
Roti baru 4 keping aku baru makan seingat akalku.

ETOX DIET RESEPI SIHAT KURUS MASTER CLEANSE JADI MUDA ANTI-OXIDANT LEMONADE DIET
Selebihnya aku banyak menghabiskan masa menyantap haiwan kesayanganku, Si Salmon.
Hari demi hari Salmon slices, the next day bersulam skinless chicken breast..

Minyaknya Grape Seed Oil wat mengoreng, 2 camca jer, jangan lebih-lebih tau, fail nanti!
Sesungguhnya aku bohsan & naik muak aku... nak jugak rasa makan KFC kew Spaghetti Carbonara kew.
DETOX DIET RESEPI SIHAT KURUS MASTER CLEANSE JADI MUDA ANTI-OXIDANT LEMONADE DIET
28th September 2011, aku memulakan program 7 hari Juvanex,
offer beb RM102, aku sambar sekotak. Semalam 7th October 2011, aku tengok Guardian offer Juvanex sampai 9th October harga RM98.99.. wow...
DETOX DIET RESEPI SIHAT KURUS MASTER CLEANSE JADI MUDA ANTI-OXIDANT LEMONADE DIET
Hari demi hari aku gigih melayari tutorial di Youtube.
Ahahha.. aku jumpa Master Cleanse Recipe..
.... ah, sudah... jadi obsess lah pulak....

* siap wat research & survey brand apa nak guna Cayyene Pepper nih...*

Nak kumpul bahan bukan senang, ni Malaysia...
berpusing-pusing aku nak cari... Ukur jalan dari Tesco Manjalara, Tesco Mutiara Damansara, Jusco Bandar Utama membawa ke Cold Storage la pulak melaratnya...
tapi aku tetap tabah.

* pencarian Maple Syrup berakhir di Cold Storage 1 Utama, start cari 28hb Sept 2011, stop cari 8th October 2011, payah sungguh nak dapat, tengok la shelf stocks yang kosong ...*

* mahal sangat kot harga, orang tak ramai beli, pastu untuk Master Cleanse 10 hari programme, nak kena guna 10 botol... meaning 1 bottle sehari... online ada jual kit dia, kat RM480 ...*

UPDATES: EDITTED ON 4th December 2011 (Sunday) Stock Maple Syrup Available In Malaysia. How to get it?

Snapped at Cold Storage Bandar Utama on 30.11.2011
Got 4 Maple Syrup brands here. We in malaysia very lucky to have this kind of expensive & rare Maple Syrup.

Snapped at Presto, Citta, Ara Damansara Subang.
A = Maple Flavour Syrup. Cannot be used for Master Cleanse Recipe.

Resepi Master Cleanse Mudah Tak Perlu Meraban Cari Maple Syrup Grade B, Senang, Tak Susah lihat sini yer para pembaca & penggoogle sumer... CLICK
DETOX DIET RESEPI SIHAT KURUS MASTER CLEANSE JADI MUDA ANTI-OXIDANT LEMONADE DIET
AURELIA SAID:
DETOX DIET RESEPI SIHAT KURUS MASTER CLEANSE JADI MUDA ANTI-OXIDANT LEMONADE DIET
"Plan MC ni dipopularkan oleh Stanley Burroughs kira-kira 50 tahun yg lalu, dan sampai skg, beribu-ribu org dah pun guna plan ni yg mana membawa banyak kebaikan kpd pengamalnya. DETOX DIET RESEPI SIHAT KURUS MASTER CLEANSE JADI MUDA ANTI-OXIDANT LEMONADE DIET
Pada asasnya, plan MC ni bukanlah utk DIET, tapi lebih kpd DETOX (membersihkan sistem dalaman/organ tubuh). Tetapi semasa Detox, secara tidak langsung, proses Diet juga akan terjadi. Ia juga bukanlah plan yg menggunakan mana2 specific product seperti plan2 lain. Namun ia adalah kombinasi bahan2 organic yg sememangnya baik utk tubuh

DETOX DIET RESEPI SIHAT KURUS MASTER CLEANSE JADI MUDA ANTI-OXIDANT LEMONADE DIET
The Master Cleanse atau dikenali juga dgn nama The Lemonade Diet, adalah satu plan Detox yg menggunakan bahan2 organik, iaitu:


* penat google forum-forum & tutorial, jalan keluarnya Maple Syrup only can be substituted dengan Molasses , jangan pandai-pandai nak replace dengan honey, tak jadi ...*
DETOX DIET RESEPI SIHAT KURUS MASTER CLEANSE JADI MUDA ANTI-OXIDANT LEMONADE DIET
1. Lemon
2. Maple Syrup Grade B

3. Cayenne Pepper Powder

4. Sea Salt (Un-iodized)

5. Laxative Tea

DETOX DIET RESEPI SIHAT KURUS MASTER CLEANSE JADI MUDA ANTI-OXIDANT LEMONADE DIET
Hah.. kesemua bahan2 di atas adalah ramuan yg diperlukan utk membuat The Master Cleanse plan. Plan ini berjalan selama 10 hari.

Dan selama 10 hari ini, kita tak boleh makan APA-APA makanan walau sedikitpun, kecuali minum Lemonade water.
"
DETOX DIET RESEPI SIHAT KURUS MASTER CLEANSE JADI MUDA ANTI-OXIDANT LEMONADE DIET
Nampak ekstrim kan?
Ha, ha, ha... dahsyat, dahsyat... larat kew aku nak wat ni?
8 liter 'cocktail' neyh aku kena perabis dalam sehari.

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