Abuse & Adore

(^.^) All the great things are simple, and many can be expressed in a single word: freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope.

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Biar Mati Anak, Jgn Mati BMW


i terima email ni dari seorang kawan....
kesian baby tu.... gara2 sayangkan BMW....nyawa dia dipertaruhkan....mmmmmm....


Subject: Let Your Child Die, Don't Let Your BMW Die, Don't You Ever!

Ini adalah sketsa keluarga seperti yang dilaporkan oleh wife aku tadi.
Berlaku hari ini ( 1 Feb 2008 ).

Masa rehat Jumaat tadi, wife aku pegi Shah Alam Mall.
Setelah lunch kat situ dengan member dia, depa berjalan menuju ke car park.
Car park yang mengadap DEMC tu..

Kelihatan lebih kurang 50 orang manusia sedang mengerumuni sebuah BMW.

Kelihatan di sebelah BMW seorang perempuan sedang menangis...alahai kesiannya...

Wife aku mendekati kumpulan orang ramai dan mendapati ada seorang budak lelaki
berumur 1 tahun sedang menangis meronta-ronta dalam car seat kat belakang (dalam BMW tu).

Perempuan yang menangis di tepi kereta adalah mak budak tu.
Depa laki bini terkunci anak dalam kereta rupanya ...
Terdengar orang sekeliling sedang memarahi perempuan tu...

Pompuan A:

umpil aje la pintu kereta ni

Mak Budak tu:

tak boleh ...(sambil menangis)...nanti suami saya on the way balik ambil kunci spare...

Pompuan C

: Isk tengok tu, sengsaranya baby tu menangis, u sanggup biar anak u mati ke?

Mak budak tu:

(sambil menangis)...nanti suami saya marah...

Pakcik B:

isk kalau saya punya anak, kalau tertinggal kunci,
saya takkan patah balik rumah,
saya pecahkan aje cermin kereta ni...

Pakcik C:

"Mana bapaknya???"

Mak Budak tu:

"Dia balik Meru ambil kunci"

Semua orang:

"Apa! Meru!!!"

Suasana menjadi kelam kabut
sebab orang ramai menjerit-jerit memaksa untuk pecahkan cermin kereta tu.
suasana gamat macam perhimpunan haram...

Tapi mak budak tu tak berani buat keputusan.
Dia asyik kata..."saya takut suami saya marah"
"Tunggu suami saya datang"...

Tetiba ade sorang akak tampil dan jerit: "pegi ambil kapak,
pecahkan cermin kereta ni... biar saya yang jawab dengan suami awak.
Awak tak sayang nyawa anak ke?"

Sambil beberapa orang pergi mencari tools
utk pecahkan cermin keta,
beberapa orang pengawal keselamatan
sibuk ambil beberapa baldi air dan menyiram kereta BMW tu
kerana kasihankan anak yang sedang kepanasan
dan kelemasan dalam kereta tu...

Seorang mekanik cina dari bengkel berdekatan dipanggil untuk umpil pintu.

Cina mekanik memberi komen
" aiya ini keleta tak boleh umpil, kena kasik picah cermin juga baru boleh masuk!"

Tak lama kemudian seorang mamat tiba dengan kapak keselamatan,
maka dikapak cermin tepi sebelah pemandu...praannng....!!!! Selesai masalah...

Tak lama selepas itu baby tersebut berjaya dikeluarkan...kesian baby tu..
berpeluh-peluh dengan kulit pun pucat dah naik biru....

Seorang lagi lelaki menjerit "biar saya periksa dia.... saya doktor".

Si doktor mendukung bayi dan bergegas ke DEMC untuk memeriksa bayi tu...
Sehingga bayi tersebut dibawa ke DEMC...
bapak dia masih tak muncul-muncul...

ye la Meru tu kan jauh....
mungkin bapak dia singgah makan sate kambing dulu...

P/S:Untuk makluman pasangan tersebut adalah pasangan Melayu.....
sampai hati......ingatkan kita bangsa kita
ni penuh dengan sopan santun, adat ketimuran, penuh kasih sayang, compassionate, etc berbanding org Kafir......

Monday, February 11, 2008

Kerja Gila, Gila Kerja... So what's next big project?


Hmmm... my better quarter and I.. (can I say like that? no I can not).
We were at Mid Valley Jusco, during pre-Chinese New Year Store Visit.

See there... Casa Impian Of Datin Norlindah booth.
I'm thinking of doing countermeasure in expanding the Casa Impian section @Jusco Mid Valley.
Currently, in Jusco, Casa Impian only available at hi-end stores
like Jusco Mid Valley, Jusco Bandar Utama and Jusco Home Centre Bandar Utama.

Now, February 1st quarter of year 2008.
I'm a very busy woman right now.
Planning through-out of year 2008 until at least February 2009.


My biggest project in 2008 for Jusco Home Furnishing department

a). New stores opening
(Seberang Prai City,Jusco Keramat AU2, Jusco Bukit Indah Johore Bahru
plus another 3 Jusco Max Value SSMs).
Planning fixtures, core category planning and something features for new stores
not forgetting sourcing for New Store Opening Merchandise
to be advertised widely nationwide.

b). Developing quality & value home furnishing products
(Cushion & Curtain Range)
called Jusco Selection Total Co-Ordination Series and Non-total Co-Ordination series.
4 times launching - Spring, Summer, Fall, Festive
I always get headache creating themes, concept, colours selection , bla-bla-bla...
In line with planning for fixtures, lay-out planning, allocation, etc.

c). Developing Garden Series Soft Furnishing.
Similar to Laura Ashley concepts.
Every 3 months, 2 designs should be launched.
It covers: Cushions, Ready Made Curtains, Table Cloth & Kitchen Assembles.

d) Festive planning
(Hari Raya, Joy Of X'mas, Christmas Trees, Ornaments... Another Chinese New Year)... Planning until you faint lah Aisya!
Aiyyah... mopiko laila...




Sunday, February 10, 2008

Aku Panasaran, Kalut, Takut... (09.02.08)

...(Aku copy balik apa yang aku coret secara terburu-buru dalam buku catatan semalam...
takut terlupa bila dah ilang takut)...

Malam ini, aku jadi panasaran sekejap
Sekejapan apa?
Lama jugaklah.

Begini ceriteranya...
Tatkala aku berbaring
Berseorangan di dalam kesuraman kegelapan
Di dalam bilik
Terasing kejauhan dari hikuk pikuk dunia

Terlintas lagi fikiran itu
Fikiran yang maha menyesakkan
Membuatku senak
Membingungkan kepala hotak ku
Mengusutkan segala spina sarafku
Sarat, penat, aku tak larat

Aku tak terjangkau
Aku tertanya-tanya
Terpinga-pinga
Siapakah ruh ku?
Siapakah aku di dalam jasad jasmaniku?
Macamana aku boleh menempatkan diri di dalam fizikal ini?
Apa yang sedang aku alami?

Lantas, dalam kecaca-marbaan itu
Aku teringat akan filem The Matrix

Arghhh... Kalut!
Aku kalut! Aku takut!

Aku cubit lengan kiriku.
Sakit

Aku tadah kedua telapak tanganku
Aku raut kulit wajahku
Hairan dan bingung aku...
Bagaimana ruhku ini?

Menerawang, menerobos lagi ruangan itu
Yanga aku sendiri tak tahu
Apakah itu

Aku pening
Aku rasa dunia aku berpusing

Aku tampar pipiku
Pedih.
Perit.


Aku menerpa balik dengan pertanyaan yang bertahu-tahu menghentam kotak fikiranku sendiri
Lemas...Aku lemas.

"Siapakah aku ini?"
"Macamana aku boleh berada dalam diri ini?"
"Aku kat mana ni?"


Aku makin kalut
Makin kusut
Makin melalut
Aku takut
Aku jadi kelam kabut.

Aku teringat kembali filem the Matrix!
Aku kaget.

Tidak! Tidak! Tidak!
Aku serabut.

Aku tak mahu fikir lagi.
Otak aku ligat berputer.
Aku ingin istirahat.

Mengenal diri, jalan terbaik kepada mengenal Rabbi

Kala Hujan


Suatu waktu
Hujan lebat
Titiknya jatuh mencurah
Dari cucuran atap
Terjun ke dalam longkang

Rintik-rintik
Berderai bersatu
Menjadi aliran terusan

Ibu dan aku
Emak dan si anak kecilnya
Berpayungan di tepi kaki lima
Melepaskan satu per satu
Sampan-sampan kertas dan bot-bot kecil
Laju ia berlepas
Meninggalkan pengkalan dan landasan
dibawa arus nan deras

Hujan lebat
Percikannya penuh ria
Sapu ke wajah
Meninggalkan topeng memori masa

Hujan lebat
Kuulangi detik itu
Bersama anak comelku
Topeng mukapun dibuka
Membiarkan sahaja percikan mesra


written by aisya iasya, kuala lumpur May 2005

Friday, February 8, 2008

You! Don't Break My Heart, Let's Listen To My Favorite Version of 'Unbreak My Heart'

I've been listening to Tony's Braxton since my matriculation days in 1990's.
The first one - Unbreak My Heart , English Version.

UNBREAK MY HEART

Don't leave me in all this pain
Don't leave me out in the rain
Come back and bring back my smile
Come and take these tears away
I need your arms to hold me now
The nights are so unkind
Bring back those nights when I held you beside me

Chorus :
Un-break my heart
Say you'll love me again
Undo this hurt you caused
When you walked out the door
And walked outta my life
Un-cry these tears
I cried so many nights
Un-break my heart
My heart

Take back that sad word good-bye
Bring back the joy to my life
Don't leave me here with these tears
Come and kiss this pain away
I can't forget the day you left
Time is so unkind
And life is so cruel without you here beside me

[Chorus]

Don't leave me in all this pain
Don't leave me out in the rain
Bring back the nights when I held you beside me

[Chorus]

Un-break my heart
Come back and say you love me
Un-break my heart
Sweet darlin'
Without you I just can't go on
Can't go on


Lately, I discover so many cover version of the song.
Here are my favourite from various artists.


REGRESA A MI


No me abandones asi
hablando solo de ti
Ven y devuelveme al fin
la sonrisa que se fue
Una vez mas
tocar tu piel
y hondo suspirar
Recuperemos lo que se ha perdido

(Chorus)
Regresa a mi
Quiereme otra vez
Borra el dolor
que al irte me dio
cuando te separaste de mi
Dime que si
Yo no quiero llorar
Regresa a mi


Extraño el amor que se fue
Extraño la dicha tambien
Quiero que vengas a mi
y me vuelvas a querer
No puedo mas
si tu no estas
Tienes que llegar
Mi vida se apaga
sin ti a mi lado

(Chorus)
Regresa a mi
Quiereme otra vez
Borra el dolor que al irte me dio
cuando te separaste de mi
Dime que si
Yo no quiero llorar
Regresa a mi

No me abandones asi
hablando solo de ti
Devuelveme la pasion de tus brazos
Regresa a mi
Quiereme otra vez
Borra el dolor
que al irte me dio
cuando te separaste de mi
Dime que si
Yo no quiero llorar
Borra el dolor
que al irte me dio
cuando te separaste de mi
Dime que si
Dime que si

Regresa a mi

Regresa a mi

I love the Espaniol version more compared to English version.
Happy Listening... Layan

Thursday, February 7, 2008

Spongebobs Square Pants "Pump It!"

Ha,ha,ha...
wakakaka...
It's hillarious...


Hu,hu,hu,hu...
Pump it Patrick! Patrick is wacky-crazy-funny thing... this video almost perfect...
that is so cool this video rocks lol it's so funny and different.... LOL Plankton... I love the opening time, one-eyed Mr Plankton hanging there... kelakar maut



Feel free to click the MENU BUTTON
on Youtube Sceen for many more Spongebob related videos,
I love: "Spongebob - Don't Cha Pussy Cats Dolls" & "Spongebob - Just Lose Eminem"

Mari alami kesengalan & kesengauan suara Spongebob,
I call it horrible-adorable



The music itself is more than enough reason
to recommend SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS: THE BEST DAY EVER with enthusiasm.


Spongebob - Best Ever Day from Whinestee...so cute.

Mr. Sun came out and he smiled at me.
Said it's gonna be a good one just wait and see!

Jumped out of bed and I ran outside feeling so extra ecstatic-fied!

It's the Best day ever! (Best day ever)
It's the Best day ever! (Best day ever)

I'm so busy got nothing to do,
spent the last two hours just tying my shoe.

Every flower every grain of sand, is reaching out to shake my hand.

It's the Best day ever! (Best day ever)
It's the Best day ever! (Best day ever)

Sometimes the little things start closing in on me,
when I'm feeling down I wanna lose that frown
I stick my head out the window and look around.

Those clouds don't scare me they can't disguise,
this magic that's happening right before my eyes.

Soon Mr. Moon will be shining bright so the best day ever will last all night.
Yes the Best day ever's gonna last all night now.

It's the Best day ever! (Best day ever)
It's the Best day ever (Best day ever)
It's the Best day ever! (Best day ever)
It's the Best day ever (Best day ever)
(Best day ever)
(Best day)

Hmmm... Spongebob is awesome, this song is awesome...yet cool.
I like the part where he says "I spent the last 2 hours tying my shoe's"LOL

Make sure your speakers and sound card are working.... In other words, There is SOUND! :)

Families can talk about their own best days ever.
Do you believe a chipper character like SpongeBob could have them all the time?
Do you know anyone as carefree and fun as SpongeBob?
Why is SpongeBob more likeable than Squidward or the greedy Mr.Krabs?

But even if you've been living under a coral reef for the last few years and have never heard of SpongeBob SquarePants, these videos offer plenty to delight both kids and adults.

Other than this song, I love the fun goofiness of the voices and lyrics about things like SpongeBob's quest to find his missing snail-cat Gary.

Parents will especially appreciate the positive messages embedded in certain songs.
In "Employee of the Month,"
SpongeBob sings about how his "going the extra mile" and giving "service with a smile"
at the Krabby Patty earned him the coveted award.

It also gives some rules for success, like working hard without complaining.
The song "Barnacles!" offers a fun way for kids to vent steam: Instead of saying bad words, denizens of Bikini Bottom just yell "Barnacles!"

I find myself humming along with catchy tracks like "Where's Gary?" "Ridin' the Hook," and especially "Doin'the Krabby Patty."


Wednesday, February 6, 2008

I Have A Friend Named Jiss


Friendships are different from all other relationships.
Unlike acquaintanceship, friendship is based on love.
Unlike lovers and married couples, it is free of jealousy.
Unlike children and parents, it knows neither criticism nor resentment.
Friendship has no status in law.
Business partnerships are based on a contract.
So is marriage. Parents are bound by the law.
But friendships are freely entered into, freely given, freely exercised.
- Stephen Ambrose
mind heart body soul








"Memories last forever pictures may not."

"Friends aren't jumper cables, you don't throw them into the trunk and pull them out for emergencies."


There’s a miracle of friendship that
dwells within the heart
And you don’t know how it happens
or where it gets its start
But the happiness it brings you
always gives a special lift
Any you realize that friendship
Is God’s most perfect gift.



My friend, Jismawati Jamil, mother of a year old Umair Harith.
Friends since February 2006.
Sitting together with me in island of Home Furnishing Division.
Hails from Perlis, Northern of Malaysia.
Here, I claim her as one of my best friend I ever treasure in my life.

Friday, February 1, 2008

Finger Lickin' Good ; Monitor Dragon Roaster

Varanus salvator, the Asian Water Monitor Lizard,
is a close relative of the more famous Komodo dragon (V. komodoensis).
We call it Biawak.
This is a rather large lizard; males grow to about 2.5 m or so.
It is still considered one of the most common large lizard we have!
Some specimens are also exported as pets.
If you like having monstrous sized pets and have the facilities to keep them properly,
this is the species to get!
I do NOT recommend this species as a pet for the average person!
Watching them in nature is a lot more fascinating than having a Komodo-dragon look-alike that begs for food in the house.


Grilled Biawak. An exotic food. I wish I was there, so that I could take a smell on the item.



They said (the coast men who grilled and then ate this), it's finger lickin good.
Very yummy, similar to chicken taste.... but more delicious.

"Lemak Berkrim, Disukai ramai", orang ramai yang mendapat sample percuma kata

"Goreng pun sodap..." recommended by the chef



Hmmm... this is a version of Kenny Roger's Roaster by the beach.

Look at the head, eeeiawww...

Ikan Kepok,Terpijak Membawa Derita

What's this? Aliens? Weird creatures? Twin monsters? Human faced fish.
They are fishes.
The name = kepok. Ikan kepok.
Live underneath the beach sands. Look alike a coral..
Never step on this face... on this fish.
If you stepped with your bare foot, you will lost your foot in a week time.
The poison from the fish's horn will be injected into your flesh.
In 24-hours, your foot will turn into blue colors.
In 3 days, your foot will change into black color.
My brother's friend once run barefeet along the coast somewhere in Sabah.
He felt something hard hit his feet and it was very painful.
He digged the sand and found nothing.
After 4 days, his foot turn black.
The doctor in hospital cut his foot around 7cm, and all the poisoned blood came out suddenly.



A squid.

Just before its dead moments. The brownish color was still there. Once the sotong died, the skin completely pale and turned white. Cooking suggestion: Best grilled and broiled